The shit that's out there!!!

August 19,2013

Okay so I was planning on writing about a certain topic.  The vuh jay jay to be exact.  But I wanted to get some bonafied and true facts on my dear subject, besides what I wanted to write from my own knowledge.  So I'm googling and shit and I began to read the headlines of articles that began to show up when I mentioned the word "vagina".  I then decided to share them with you instead, because this shit was really a trip.

Article #1 :    This article was suggesting that the reason a woman was not getting her raise was because her tooty cat was uncleaned.

Article #2:     This article discussed the difference between shiny and hairy coochies vs.  unclean cunts, vaginas, and buttholes.

If I'm not mistaken, isn't a cunt and vagina the same thing?  Anyway moving right along.

Article #3:      This article actually explained what an unclean vagina smells like.  This man talked about how his wife vagina was smelly and leaked a strange fluid, but he still ate it up!!!

Article #4:       Unclean vagina smell vs. natural vagina smell

Article#5:        This one's a trip.  This chic said her vagina has a foul odor but she loves it and she likes to touch herself so she can smell it all day. Is this normal? What the hell?  Hell naw that ain't normal!!!

and last but not least.....

Vagina's have been used as an intriguing but stupid murder weapons!!!

This lady in Australia put poison on her coochie and then had her husband go down on her.  Good thing that fool recognized her tooty didn't have it's usual smell and took her to the hospital.  Then in Africa there is this condom called Rape-AXE.  This condom worn by women, has little barbs on it!! Yes teeth!!  So when dude try to take advantage these little barbs dig in to the penis and gives excruciating pain!!!  Yea, so homeboys if you're traveling abroad remember this!!!

August 12, 2013

Yes I have been gone for a WHILE!!  But I'm back!!!  So I have friends.  Some of them are closer than others.  I have skinny friends, friends who have a lot of ass, some who have no ass, and some just like me BBW.  Never have we, my friends and I, ever had to compete for a man's attention.  If a male ever decided to try to put us in that situation he would have to get ghost.  So recently a male tried to do so.  My friend being thin and curvaceous, and me of course with my beautifully plump self!  So this attractive " little" dog who thinks he has a big bite, decides he is gonna play both sides right?  Little did he know that she and I already peeped game and decided to play as we please.  Meanwhile posted up on the under is "dis female", who think she knows ALL  the tricks to the game, when really she just TIRED and need to give up the GHOST.  She decides to persaude "little" doggie to go with my friend.  One of the reasons was because I'm BEAUTIFULLY PLUMPED!!!!  So ol boy must like some meat on his bones, because it didn't work.  So "dis female" decided to play my friend against me......didn't work.  Hence, tonight's blog.

Those who don't know me, I'm 4'11' and 224lbs..  I have a tummy, I have ass, I have big thighs and arms!! Regardless of my size and proportion, I am very comfortable in my skin.  I dress to the tee and can rock with and for any occasion.  So yeah "dis female" that's why you trippin' over something that doesn't concern you!!!  I go out and get dirty playing sports with my kids.  I do the damn thing, okay?  My status is such, because it's how I like it.

Having said that, please get the notion that us BBW's will accept "any" thing that is offered to us.  We are very aware that there are intelligent, successful, skinny,average, athletic, and big guys that adore and PREFER us big gals.  So you're athletically built, handsome, and married.  Because you attempt to give us the time of day we're supposed to feel special?  We should be honored that someone as such gives us the time we should feel special?  Ha!!  Your notions are ill-given, egotistical, and ignorant.  We are not "willie foo foo"!!

For those of you out there who think that a slim chic's body can overkill a BBW
, baby think twice!  No for real think a third time now!  No dissin' the slim chic's but there are PERKS one can get from us BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!  Not all men are looking for trophies or an ass that is stuck up in the air constantly.  There are men who are out there who want to play with a woman they know won't and can't break!  That's no fun for them!  They want some cushion for the pushin' sweetie!  He wants more than a handfull....I know you quiet because you receiving this teaching!  Yes we have our flaws too, but we're also sweet,compassionate, intelligent, sassy,inventive, trustworthy, lovable, and KISSABLE!!!  

Homeboys, if you find yourself dreaming of that Beautiful Bodacious woman around the way, STOP denying yourself!! Go for it!  Best decision you'll make in a lifetime.  Us big chicks love and play just as hard as the rest of them.

Homegirl, before you go try to dissuade a guy from being interested in a BBW, because your homegirl is a petite chick or you're a petite chick, remember this.....he don't want that chick, he wants a BBW baby! Deal with it!  Accept it! Be careful......

Laugh!!!

I'm out...POW POW POW........

What Are YOU Waiting On?

August 1, 2013

Dreams....aspirations towards the future
       -to contemplate the possibilities of doing something or that something might be the          case....
     - the stuff that you think about
     - a series of thoughts ,images, and sensations occurring in a person's mind during sleep

We all have them.  At some point in life we do.  As a kid we've dreamt of who we were going to marry, what house we were going to live in, and what our careers would be.  For some people these dreams became a reality which is awesome!  For others reality sinks in, and those aspirations become lost, blown in the wind, and sadly maybe even stolen.  

I remember dreaming about being being a doctor!  I had the hospital picked out, the kind of car I would drive(Beamed Baby 7.5!), how many children I was going to have, and the age I would retire at!  I never became a doctor, but I sure as hell feel like one with every skinned knee, bump, bruise, or fever my children get!  So yeah I'm a doctor for life now!! 

I remember my sister after me dreamt of being Whitney Houston!  Now she was barely five but baby Whitney was her aspiration! LAWD. But it was cute..laughing.  I remember around age 9, my mom and dad bought me my first boombox.  I would bring that thing everywhere, especially to my Momo's house.  All my cousins would be there everyday.  Our dream was to be like the singing group The JETS!  And everyday we would be out in the middle of the country on my grandparents property singing every song by the Jets.  We would coordinate dance moves and all.  Neither one of us can sing, but we had fun, we bonded, and we inspired one another.

Me and my sister after me would play "Girl".  Hehehe. I don't know why we called it that, but we would dress up, comb our own hair, and put on our mom's heels!  We would take our children(baby dolls) and bring them to day care, and we would go to work(at the office)!  She would be typing away on her computer(a stack  of books) and I would be doing the filing!  I would be writing stories and poetry instead!  That was our thing though and I loved it. 

Dreams never leave you.  Once they're thought of they're embedded in your being.  To pull them out and take the necessary steps to achieve and fulfilling them is solely up to you.  You don't like the way life is going, go to that place you've stowed away those dreams and pull them out!  Let them be the motivation you need to make that change in life you so desire.

I've always wanted to write.  I enjoy this imagination of mine!  Writing is therapeutic for me.  I can say I've always done it well.  When I got married and started having children, I placed it on the back burner.  For almost 10yrs!!!  My inner self was so disappointed with me, and one day she said ENOUGH!  GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE GAME!  So here I am.  One step at a time.  

So what dream are you sitting on?  Who's taken it away, and what do YOU intend to do about it?  What excuses are you using?  Get rid of them!  Do you want it bad enough?  I hope you do!  Find your mono, look up your resources, dust off those cobwebs, and most of all look Fear and Defeat in the eye and tell it to kiss it where the sun don't shine!!!!  To give up is just not a choice for me anymore.....WHAT ABOUT YOU?

If you don't build YOUR dream
       Someone will hire you to build THEIRS.
                                         - Tony Haskins


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