July 28,2013
Now I have not told too much of myself. I don't have a problem being a mystery, especially to the right one *wink wink! I'm sure the excitement of that SPECIAL one delving in to the clues and finding facts of my person would be pretty exciting....if he does it right! But I'm a single mommy. I'm not dating anyone. Not really sure I want to be doing all that dating stuff. I just simply don't have the time for it. I want that special guy, lover, friend, and confident to just fall right into my lap. Yes ma'am...wishful thinking I know. But a girl can dream right? I guess what I'm saying is that there is just too much game playing out there. Not enough men who want and are serious about what they want. Having said that I must also say it has been quite a long time since the kitty was able to puurrrr and rub herself up against something. Yeah I'm quite the vocalist. I do not have constipation of the mouth!!!
I think that one of the main things of being in a healthy relationship, marriage, or partnership,is that there has got to be some intimacy and a LOT of it!!! Intimacy can be a variety of things. It could be simple pillow talk, the two of you naked, lying in bed, caressing one another. It could be snuggling up on the swing on the porch watching the sun set. It could be jumping in the shower and giving him/her a bath and washing their hair. The point is you and your special one should explore each other. For instance, you may notice your loved one may be a little stressed out, uptight, or even restless. A good fuck session may be what they need to release some of that pressure or uptight feeling. Trust me they would have a hell of restful night too! Talk to each other when making love. All of those things you find beautiful or handsome about each other that you fail to comment on day by day, express them!
Release the bobcat in her! Let the lion in him ROAR!!! That kinky shit that he/she asks for that you're afraid to do....take that risk!!! You may find that it brings your inner souls closer together. Hell that chick at the office that's trying to get him to go out to happy hour so she can get drunk and persuade him to take her home, won't have a chance baby, cuz he'll be running home so he can tame that lioness like he did this morning!!! Or 'ol boy that's been thinking he been getting your panties wet because he brushes up against you won't have a chance, because little did he know BIG PAPA laid the PIPE reeaall good on ya last night!
Like Bernie Mac used to say "I'm just saying what some of ya'll thinking but scared to say" !!! Or maybe my ass is just horny!!! These are the times when you can really appreciate having someone who loves and cares about you laying next to you.
So my challenge to you is tonight, "turn off the lights, get closerrrr". Or like Kings of Leon, let him/ her know their "sex is on fire". Take out the sexy lingerie, and if you don't have any get buck naked and put on the cutest bad ass heels you have and make that man/woman howl at the moon!!! Whether you gonna fuck the daylights out of them or be smooth and sensual, do it with PASSION!!! Be creative but BE SAFE!!
So how many of you will be taking the challenge this week?
Random thought: Some people see the glass half full, some see it half empty!
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
Sour Spitefulness
July 26,2013
I'm a single mom. My kids are still fairly young. During the first year of my eldest I worked in Retail Management, started a small business, and proceeded to run that business. But my child was "never" lacking attention. He knew mommy was there, and like any other mother, I showered him with love and affection. However, I can't say the same for his father.
When my youngest was born I was able to take some time off after birth. Also at one time I was out of work for about three months and he was about three years old. It was just him and me. Again he knew mommy was there was also showered with love.
I divorced about three years ago, and in that time for the most part it's been just me and my boys. They have gotten very protective of mom, my BOLD LITTLE WARRIORS! I've never down-talked, disrespected, or ridiculed their dad in front of them. I try my hardest to prevent any negative conversations. But their dad has not done so at all. Often he has caused confusion or attempted to do so. Our kids are extremely intelligent. That plus the barrier of a mother's love! Someone should have told him- it won't work!!!
One thing I respect my mom for is not bad mouthing my dad to us when he left us! She allowed us the freedom to draw our own conclusions of him. When we couldn't understand she would try her best to explain. Our persuasion of our feelings for him and toward him were influenced by HIS actions.
My point is, for anyone,man or woman, who may or may not be together, but have children together, remember your actions to and in front of your children are very crucial! You may think you are turning your kids against the other parent, but they can think for themselves just fine, and will eventually know when to pull the wool away from their eyes. Mine have and they're beginning to resent their father. For those of you with cruel intentions, that future with your kids could possibly be destroyed!!!
What's more important, your CHILDREN, or the chance to destroy the other parent?
Random thought: Satin or Silk sheets?
I'm a single mom. My kids are still fairly young. During the first year of my eldest I worked in Retail Management, started a small business, and proceeded to run that business. But my child was "never" lacking attention. He knew mommy was there, and like any other mother, I showered him with love and affection. However, I can't say the same for his father.
When my youngest was born I was able to take some time off after birth. Also at one time I was out of work for about three months and he was about three years old. It was just him and me. Again he knew mommy was there was also showered with love.
I divorced about three years ago, and in that time for the most part it's been just me and my boys. They have gotten very protective of mom, my BOLD LITTLE WARRIORS! I've never down-talked, disrespected, or ridiculed their dad in front of them. I try my hardest to prevent any negative conversations. But their dad has not done so at all. Often he has caused confusion or attempted to do so. Our kids are extremely intelligent. That plus the barrier of a mother's love! Someone should have told him- it won't work!!!
One thing I respect my mom for is not bad mouthing my dad to us when he left us! She allowed us the freedom to draw our own conclusions of him. When we couldn't understand she would try her best to explain. Our persuasion of our feelings for him and toward him were influenced by HIS actions.
My point is, for anyone,man or woman, who may or may not be together, but have children together, remember your actions to and in front of your children are very crucial! You may think you are turning your kids against the other parent, but they can think for themselves just fine, and will eventually know when to pull the wool away from their eyes. Mine have and they're beginning to resent their father. For those of you with cruel intentions, that future with your kids could possibly be destroyed!!!
What's more important, your CHILDREN, or the chance to destroy the other parent?
Random thought: Satin or Silk sheets?
Monday, July 22, 2013
Go sit you grown ass down!
January 22,2013
So I am now a year older than I was two days ago. But that doesn't stop things from simply amazing the hell out of me! I am 38yrs old. I was married for almost 13yrs. Was together for 17! But I only have TWO children, and I really do expect grown people to behave as such. One reason why I'm divorced. I don't like to vent much, but I've decided today to take my own advice on constipation of the mouth!
I've been working in the public for over twenty years. I have dealt with many types of personalities and attitudes. I believe most people find that I am someone easy to get along with. I find myself very respectful and considerate of others. I'm willing to help, teach, and listen when someone needs me. But I can't stand it when a person takes my kindness for weakness, and it pisses me OFF when a grown ass person stoops soo low out of jealousy and intimidation!
Is it my fault that you're almost 50 and you've been doing something for 20yrs, but I still knock you out the box!! It's not my fault people are drawn to me and can carry a pleasant conversation and laugh and joke with me...and not you. It's not my fault every time someone speaks under their breathe or speaks directly to me and you can't hear that you think you're being talked about. When you were fresh on the scene I helped you with the shit you didn't understand or didn't know how to do! I explained to you the in's and out's, and you have the audacity to act like I'm disrespectful and act like the success I have isn't worth shit! Ok ok.
Here's to you! I am well liked, that's never going to change. I got that purr in my voice that will always welcome someone to handle their business. I'm not scared of you or the high horse you feel you're riding on. In my eyes you will always be a non m'effin factor to me!!!! Act like somebody scared of you?! Please...you need to go sit your "grown" ass down!!!
Random thought: Catch more bees with HONEY......
So I am now a year older than I was two days ago. But that doesn't stop things from simply amazing the hell out of me! I am 38yrs old. I was married for almost 13yrs. Was together for 17! But I only have TWO children, and I really do expect grown people to behave as such. One reason why I'm divorced. I don't like to vent much, but I've decided today to take my own advice on constipation of the mouth!
I've been working in the public for over twenty years. I have dealt with many types of personalities and attitudes. I believe most people find that I am someone easy to get along with. I find myself very respectful and considerate of others. I'm willing to help, teach, and listen when someone needs me. But I can't stand it when a person takes my kindness for weakness, and it pisses me OFF when a grown ass person stoops soo low out of jealousy and intimidation!
Is it my fault that you're almost 50 and you've been doing something for 20yrs, but I still knock you out the box!! It's not my fault people are drawn to me and can carry a pleasant conversation and laugh and joke with me...and not you. It's not my fault every time someone speaks under their breathe or speaks directly to me and you can't hear that you think you're being talked about. When you were fresh on the scene I helped you with the shit you didn't understand or didn't know how to do! I explained to you the in's and out's, and you have the audacity to act like I'm disrespectful and act like the success I have isn't worth shit! Ok ok.
Here's to you! I am well liked, that's never going to change. I got that purr in my voice that will always welcome someone to handle their business. I'm not scared of you or the high horse you feel you're riding on. In my eyes you will always be a non m'effin factor to me!!!! Act like somebody scared of you?! Please...you need to go sit your "grown" ass down!!!
Random thought: Catch more bees with HONEY......
Saturday, July 20, 2013
THE BIG "C" WORD
July 20,2013
Constipation is mostly defined as having a bowel movement less than 3 times per week. You usually have difficulty passing stools. This could be very painful, especially from straining or pushing for more than 10 min.
Causes:
- not drinking enough water
- not going when you feel the need
- lack of physical activity
Relief can be obtained by drinking more water, increase intake of fiber and vegetables, and/or the use of a stool softener.
You can also be constipated of the mouth. This usually happens when your mouth stays closed when really you should be talking or discussing something. Your face turns red, your eyes get watery, or you find yourself walking away. The possibilities of this can occur in many different ways. One way is feeling the need to give someone a piece of your mind and not doing it. Trying to get a word in edgewise and not being able to do so. Deciding to just not deal with it and walk away to later come back and repeat the process all over again.
Of course I am no doctor by any means. Most of this I've obtained by observation and experience. Sometimes constipation of the mouth can cause stress, the bursting of veins(especially in the face and throat), the breaking of furniture, glass, faces etc. It can also cause some people the ability to walk over you or take you for granted.
Relief can be found by a simple WOOSAAHHH! Clucking like a chicken to release steam can help. Giving the opposing force a good tongue thrashing. Sometimes people just need to have it real good to understand where you are coming from or where they need to get off. What's that "stay in your lane chick"! Yeah ya'll know what I'm talking about. Even if you don't want to result in your knuckles connecting to someone's face, scratching someone's eye out, or kicking someone in the royals- opening your mouth to say at least one word can be relief. And last but not least, going home and letting your spouse, mate, or partner screw your brains out!
The worst thing you can do is keep your mouth shut. Go to the bathroom, closet, or outside and scream to the top of your lungs. Have a conversation with yourself in the mirror and vent, let it go. You may find that you'll feel better.
Right now, my kids have been running from one room to the other drastically irritating the hell out of me!! Sooo, I'm going to go in there, open my mouth(while holding a leather belt), and with a raised voice tell them YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET IT, IF YOU DON'T TURN DOWN THE VOLUME AND STOP RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!!
Random thought: Drink milk, it does the body good.....
Thursday, July 18, 2013
&*@#! Pet Peeves
January 18, 2013
Yes we all have them! I have many! One of my biggest pet peeves is BLACK SOCKS!!! I look at feet with black socks and automatically the feet seem funky to me! Even black stockings! When and if I wear black socks as soon as I take my shoes off I have to take them off too. Yea yea yea I know....I'm crazy! Just make sure you don't wear them around me... pretty please!
Here's another one- you see the construction sign says "move the hell over this lane will merge into one", yet you proceed to ride that mother-lovin lane to the very end and think you're gonna just hop in front of me? Baby please! Yea I may be talking to you, don't get your feelings hurt!
Elevators...... If you have GAS...TAKE THE FREAKIN STAIRS!!! I usually offer a "have a good day" to whomever is still on the elevator when I get off on my floor. That's just what I do. Today I was on the elevator with a chick and she let one loose and she was RAW! She did NOT get a "have a good day" from me!!
I decided to have a nice cold Dr.Pepper and you know how that last little bit is always the best swallow, and here comes little Kayden..."oooh can I have some mama?" Or you offer them some of your food and they don't want any UNTIL you're down to the last bite and you get a "you gonna eat that mama?" AAaarrgghhh!!!!
Last, but not least.....the Carpool lane at school!!! I don't understand the concept of "skipping" in the line! Really? If I prepared myself to get here at the time to be the number 20 car in line, you can too! I don't recall saying "hey jump right on innnn"! Go your behind back to the end of the line!! Now this may hurt somebody feelings too, aww you gonna cry?
All I'm saying is that sometimes we should just keep some of the things we do in mind as they may infringe on someone else, right?
And I shall leave you guys all the room you need to vent about your pet peeves!
Random thought:
A real WOMAN does not seek revenge... she just lets her homegirl KARMA do the dirty work!!!
Yes we all have them! I have many! One of my biggest pet peeves is BLACK SOCKS!!! I look at feet with black socks and automatically the feet seem funky to me! Even black stockings! When and if I wear black socks as soon as I take my shoes off I have to take them off too. Yea yea yea I know....I'm crazy! Just make sure you don't wear them around me... pretty please!
Here's another one- you see the construction sign says "move the hell over this lane will merge into one", yet you proceed to ride that mother-lovin lane to the very end and think you're gonna just hop in front of me? Baby please! Yea I may be talking to you, don't get your feelings hurt!
Elevators...... If you have GAS...TAKE THE FREAKIN STAIRS!!! I usually offer a "have a good day" to whomever is still on the elevator when I get off on my floor. That's just what I do. Today I was on the elevator with a chick and she let one loose and she was RAW! She did NOT get a "have a good day" from me!!
I decided to have a nice cold Dr.Pepper and you know how that last little bit is always the best swallow, and here comes little Kayden..."oooh can I have some mama?" Or you offer them some of your food and they don't want any UNTIL you're down to the last bite and you get a "you gonna eat that mama?" AAaarrgghhh!!!!
Last, but not least.....the Carpool lane at school!!! I don't understand the concept of "skipping" in the line! Really? If I prepared myself to get here at the time to be the number 20 car in line, you can too! I don't recall saying "hey jump right on innnn"! Go your behind back to the end of the line!! Now this may hurt somebody feelings too, aww you gonna cry?
All I'm saying is that sometimes we should just keep some of the things we do in mind as they may infringe on someone else, right?
And I shall leave you guys all the room you need to vent about your pet peeves!
Random thought:
A real WOMAN does not seek revenge... she just lets her homegirl KARMA do the dirty work!!!
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Hoorah for Humpday!!! blaahhhh!!
July 17,2013
So I was told to write about something that I love to talk about. Well I looove to talk...period. I can run my mouth about anything to tell you the truth! I hadn't thought much about what I was going to write about today so I'm just gonna go with it!
Right now I'm like really ticked off with my local tv station. I'm one of the few people who don't have cable and I'm trying to watch my FAVORITE tv show... CRIMINAL MINDS...yeah baby! Unfortunately, I'm not getting too good of a reception and it's becoming very annoying! Any hoo...
So you know how us mommies always talking about getting a break and needing some "me" time? And you know the saying "be careful what you ask for?". Well my little rugrats have been gone for almost two weeks and I MISS THEM!!! The house is tooo quiet. I have noone to yell "stop that!" or "can you get out of my room!" to. I have found myself getting into trouble on my own in my own house!! For instance, I have a habit of relieving the itch in my inner ear with q-tips. Well today the tip end of one of them got stuck inside my ear!!!! So I'm like dammit! How am I going to get it out! Now I gotta go to the ER . Then the embarassment began to set in. So I decided I was going to have to get it out myself. So I started looking for the 5 pair of tweezers I have. Guess what? I COULDN'T FIND ONE OF THEM SUCKERS!!! I mean I looked everywhere....EVERYWHERE! Then came the panic. So I had to calm my self down. Finally I found the tweezers that I had looked over ten times and pulled that sucker out. Moral of this story, "don't buy q-tips at the dollar store AND use the brand Q-TIP!!!
Then I went into the kitchen to fix some pancakes for dinner( I didn't feel like driving to Ms. Mae to get some dinner). Boy I whipped up two good stacks, slid some cheese between them, and fried off some turkey bacon. Got me a good glass of ice water, sat down, and went HAM on those pancakes. Then all of a sudden I was encompassed in smoke. Yep that skillet was on FIREEE!!! And the damn smoke detector,which sits right outside the kitchen didn't go off. So I put on the stove fan walk back into the living room to finish off my pancakes. As I'm about to place food in my mouth the smoke detector finally goes off. Son of a #$%#^! I had to fan that joker a bit too! Now the house smells like burnt turkey bacon. Moral of this story... don't be so lazy!! I
should have gone to Ms. Mae's.
Yeah I'm ready for the boys to come home! I have waayyy too much time on my hands!
So I leave you with this random thought. cow C. O. W....eieiooooo
So I was told to write about something that I love to talk about. Well I looove to talk...period. I can run my mouth about anything to tell you the truth! I hadn't thought much about what I was going to write about today so I'm just gonna go with it!
Right now I'm like really ticked off with my local tv station. I'm one of the few people who don't have cable and I'm trying to watch my FAVORITE tv show... CRIMINAL MINDS...yeah baby! Unfortunately, I'm not getting too good of a reception and it's becoming very annoying! Any hoo...
So you know how us mommies always talking about getting a break and needing some "me" time? And you know the saying "be careful what you ask for?". Well my little rugrats have been gone for almost two weeks and I MISS THEM!!! The house is tooo quiet. I have noone to yell "stop that!" or "can you get out of my room!" to. I have found myself getting into trouble on my own in my own house!! For instance, I have a habit of relieving the itch in my inner ear with q-tips. Well today the tip end of one of them got stuck inside my ear!!!! So I'm like dammit! How am I going to get it out! Now I gotta go to the ER . Then the embarassment began to set in. So I decided I was going to have to get it out myself. So I started looking for the 5 pair of tweezers I have. Guess what? I COULDN'T FIND ONE OF THEM SUCKERS!!! I mean I looked everywhere....EVERYWHERE! Then came the panic. So I had to calm my self down. Finally I found the tweezers that I had looked over ten times and pulled that sucker out. Moral of this story, "don't buy q-tips at the dollar store AND use the brand Q-TIP!!!
Then I went into the kitchen to fix some pancakes for dinner( I didn't feel like driving to Ms. Mae to get some dinner). Boy I whipped up two good stacks, slid some cheese between them, and fried off some turkey bacon. Got me a good glass of ice water, sat down, and went HAM on those pancakes. Then all of a sudden I was encompassed in smoke. Yep that skillet was on FIREEE!!! And the damn smoke detector,which sits right outside the kitchen didn't go off. So I put on the stove fan walk back into the living room to finish off my pancakes. As I'm about to place food in my mouth the smoke detector finally goes off. Son of a #$%#^! I had to fan that joker a bit too! Now the house smells like burnt turkey bacon. Moral of this story... don't be so lazy!! I
should have gone to Ms. Mae's.
Yeah I'm ready for the boys to come home! I have waayyy too much time on my hands!
So I leave you with this random thought. cow C. O. W....eieiooooo
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