July 17,2013
So I was told to write about something that I love to talk about. Well I looove to talk...period. I can run my mouth about anything to tell you the truth! I hadn't thought much about what I was going to write about today so I'm just gonna go with it!
Right now I'm like really ticked off with my local tv station. I'm one of the few people who don't have cable and I'm trying to watch my FAVORITE tv show... CRIMINAL MINDS...yeah baby! Unfortunately, I'm not getting too good of a reception and it's becoming very annoying! Any hoo...
So you know how us mommies always talking about getting a break and needing some "me" time? And you know the saying "be careful what you ask for?". Well my little rugrats have been gone for almost two weeks and I MISS THEM!!! The house is tooo quiet. I have noone to yell "stop that!" or "can you get out of my room!" to. I have found myself getting into trouble on my own in my own house!! For instance, I have a habit of relieving the itch in my inner ear with q-tips. Well today the tip end of one of them got stuck inside my ear!!!! So I'm like dammit! How am I going to get it out! Now I gotta go to the ER . Then the embarassment began to set in. So I decided I was going to have to get it out myself. So I started looking for the 5 pair of tweezers I have. Guess what? I COULDN'T FIND ONE OF THEM SUCKERS!!! I mean I looked everywhere....EVERYWHERE! Then came the panic. So I had to calm my self down. Finally I found the tweezers that I had looked over ten times and pulled that sucker out. Moral of this story, "don't buy q-tips at the dollar store AND use the brand Q-TIP!!!
Then I went into the kitchen to fix some pancakes for dinner( I didn't feel like driving to Ms. Mae to get some dinner). Boy I whipped up two good stacks, slid some cheese between them, and fried off some turkey bacon. Got me a good glass of ice water, sat down, and went HAM on those pancakes. Then all of a sudden I was encompassed in smoke. Yep that skillet was on FIREEE!!! And the damn smoke detector,which sits right outside the kitchen didn't go off. So I put on the stove fan walk back into the living room to finish off my pancakes. As I'm about to place food in my mouth the smoke detector finally goes off. Son of a #$%#^! I had to fan that joker a bit too! Now the house smells like burnt turkey bacon. Moral of this story... don't be so lazy!! I
should have gone to Ms. Mae's.
Yeah I'm ready for the boys to come home! I have waayyy too much time on my hands!
So I leave you with this random thought. cow C. O. W....eieiooooo
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